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Author Topic: You know you play too much OpenArena when you...  (Read 1098 times)
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« on: Apr 19, 2010, 01:46:22 »

You know you play too much OpenArena when you...

... defend the corner flag during a football match
... wake up in the morning and think that you are re-spawned
... start your work, saying "3...2...1... fight!"
... yelling "EXCELLENT" seeing a car accident
... looking for a gauntlet to warm up your hands
... keep trying to pick items up by walking over them
... see a police marksman and you shout CAMPER!!! weglach
... hold your fingers over the W A S D keys for no reason at work
... see a 6 meter high wall ahead of you, you sprint towards it, look down, jump and shoot yourself in the foot hoping to gain height
... someone attacks you in a dark alley and you pull out your gun, start jumping around in circles, shooting him in the feet
... start blaming your lack of sport skills on your ping
... are running late to catch the bus and you try to strafe hoping you will be faster.
... think, that CSI:Miami is the nick of a player from clan CSI

enjoy and if you have any other fun quotes, feel free to add them here yes
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« Reply #1 on: Apr 19, 2010, 12:42:01 »

LOL - good ones indeed!

In fact some policemen are campers  weglach
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« Reply #2 on: Apr 19, 2010, 12:43:30 »

eheheh very funny! +1 :D
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« Reply #3 on: Apr 19, 2010, 16:27:44 »

You know you play too much OpenArena when you...

Dream of it 02roll
I'm actually ashamed...
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« Reply #4 on: Apr 19, 2010, 16:39:39 »

It happened also to me, I don't think it's because of the quantity of play, but because we do it before going to the bed, it's last image we memorize into our brain, so.. ;)
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« Reply #5 on: Apr 19, 2010, 18:31:32 »

 applaus1 I wish I could strife in real life...

Btw: I don't dream of OA, but it sometimes prevents me catching sleep (overactive brain).
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« Reply #6 on: Apr 20, 2010, 20:02:41 »

When even your Mother says things like 'impressive' or 'RED BAZDMEG'(RED FUCKOFF zunge)

Hm.. happened..
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« Reply #7 on: Apr 20, 2010, 21:47:11 »

- if you attack the torero in the arena  :bomber:
- if your wife wears a flag instead of sexy underwear wall
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« Reply #8 on: Apr 21, 2010, 19:26:59 »

 weglach
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« Reply #9 on: Apr 23, 2010, 16:47:47 »

- When, while playing at OA, you try to avoid other Instant shoot moving your body from right to left and from left to right, like a DragonBall character, just if this could save your player from the death!

(It happens to me sometimes XD)
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